Train Me Mili Ek Chudakkad Aunty

Ek baar ki baat hai main Chennai se Hyderabad train me 3 ac coach me travel kar raha tha. Mera side lower birth tha aur mere upar ek aged aadmi tha. Hum dono thodi der baat karte rahe, tabhi ek hot and curvy aunty train me aayi aur hamare compartment me baith gayi. Woh itni kubsurat aur hot thi ki main to main vo budha aadmi bhi dekhta reh gaya, uska middle birth tha, usne saari pehni thi. Tabhi baki ke log bhi compartment me aa ke baith gaye, us budhe aadmi ne socha ki uske bagal me beth jaye, to usne waha baithe ek ladke ko seat exchange karne ke liye bola. Ltne me vo aunty bol padi “Chacha aap mere se exchange kar lo”. Ab bichara budha ulta fas gaya aur dukhi hoke seat change kar li. Ab meri halat patli ho gai, main sakpaka gaya. Wo mere samne aa ke beth gayi aur boli “Aapki seat neche wali hai?”. Maine turant bola “Agar aapko chahiye to main apni seat de dunga?”. Mere ese reply se wo hasne lagi aur boli “Nahi mujhe upar hi accha lagta hai” ab is baat ke double meaning bhi nikalte hai. Thodi der baat karne ke baad, vo boli “Main change kar ke aati hu thoda saaman dekhna”. Mene kaha thik hai, par jate hue vo mujhe thoda touch karte hue gai jisse mujhe current sa laga. Thodi der baad dekha vo suit pehan ke aayi, use dekhte hi main pura pagal sa ho gaya. Sari me uska figure itna nahi dikh raha tha per suit me vo ek dum tightly pack ho ke aayi …