Mama – ye kya tareeka hai mehman nawazi ka?!
Chacha – ji main kuch samjha nahi!
Mama – table pe rakhe hue glass ko utha ke bole akele akele hi pee lete ho mehmanon ko puchte bhi nahi.
Chacha – ji main jaanta nahi tha ki aap drink karte ho.
Chacha itne me uthe aur fridge se ek half bottle sharab ki nikal ke le aaye aur peg bana ke dono peene lage. Mama ne lungi pehan rakhi thi aur andar kuch nahi pahna tha. Jab wo sofe pe baithe to unka lund saaf dikhayi pad raha tha, ekdum kaala aur bahut mota.
Mama – shoaib lo ek peg tum bhi le lo.
Main – nahi mama main nahi peeta.
Mama – peelo koi baat nahi kisi ko nahi bataunga. Aur jabardasti glass mere muh se laga …
